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I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

This is excellent.

I don’t get it. 

Ha!

Seriously. Is this a British thing? Two black birds on a balancing beam? Or are those Ravens?

 >:D Hehehehehe. Love this one. Very clever. 

AHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god. XD

sweet baby puns, batman

I found this a lot finnier than I should have.

I opened this up to the entire lobby.

hahahaha

This really should not be making me laugh as hard as it is

It’s not a British thing, it’s a bird thing. Hint: Those are crows.

I love it. Perfection.

Oh my god I laughed so hard. 

yes yes yes yes

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This is Bianca she is a female springer spaniel

and this is Max he is a male golden retriver

Hahah, this is on ‘the perfect bucketlist’ blog. My friend IS ariel at Disney World! lolza

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Everything that I could have ever wanted….. and such beautiful orange locks. I love you.

So I am aware that recently I have become somewhat of a reblog whore and less of a blog writer. So here I am to attempt to redeem myself.

I has a few stories that I have been meaning to post.

(As an aside, whenever I talk about reading books. It’s a lie. I’m actually listening to the audiobook)

#1. I hugged a hairdresser. She was taking off my cape thingo after I had a cut. She was standing in front of me and put her arms on either side of my head to unclip the cape. Me being the genius that I am thought she was giving me a hug. So I hugged her. She then awkwardly hugged me back. It was so beautiful. I’m in lesbians with her now.

#2. I finished Portia’s book. It was so good. I’m glad I made it to the end as I felt quite deprezzled halfway through as she was eating 300 calories a day and running all the time and I (in the same vein) was probably eating many pizzas. I did have to have my diversions halfways through the book to keep my general positivity up. I read an old childhood book called ‘Charmed Life’ by Diana Wynne Jones. I didn’t notice as a child but there is a full on line at the end. The reader of the book says blah blah blah something about a witch and the witch screams “We must all hunt for the pussy. HUNT FOR PUSSY EVERYONE!”. The male reader who screeched this line in my ear almost made me crash my car. I also read ‘The Fry Chronicles’ read by Mr Fry himself. It was amazing. Really really really good. But I was left underwhelmed by how short it was. I needed more. I’m now reading both ‘A Stolen Life: A Memoir’ by Jaycee Dugart, and ‘The Lost Symbol’ by Dan Brown. Jaycee Dugart’s book is horrifying and arhwrigjknsemf so crazy and gross and scary. My kids aren’t going to be allowed to walk home by themselves. And Dan Brown is fun and exciting.

(I don’t think my followers are particularly interested in my reading. But oh well. What can you do.)

#3. Peter has gone to our old hometown for his sister Patricia’s 18th birthday (so I have no one to proof read this so it’s going to be uploaded warts and all). I was meant to go, but I have a show on tonight and will miss it. I am however going back tomorrow. While Peter is gone I’m getting my diagonal (sleeping) on. It’s my favourite. I’m doing it right now as a matter of fact. Any how, a few weeks ago Patricia came down to get a dress and shoes and hair extensions for tonight so that she looked all spandoogally. I don’t exactly know why she didn’t take the stuff back with her herself, but I’m sure she’ll read this and give me a full explanation why.  Anyway, it fell on Peter to take this stuff back for her on the train (which he did yesterday afternoon). Everything was fine except for one thing…… he forgot the extensions. So low and behold it became my duty to get these extensions from my bedroom to 500km away in.. oh about 10 hours. I would have just taken them back myself but I’m not leaving til tomorrow and she wanted them for tonight. Poo poo. So I creeped down to the train station this morning. And creeped around like a real creep while looking for a young intimidate-able girl who I could creep all over and convince her to ferry these extensions from me to my old hometown. I felt like a drug traffic-er. But I did put some chocolates in the bag along with the hair extensions. I forgot to tell her that they were for her, but maybe she’ll just eat them anyway. So anywho, I am just the creepiest creeper. That’s all.

#4. I went and saw my old uni year do a performance of NINE, the musical. I loved it. I really did. Super jealous I wasn’t a part of it, but I gotta live with my choices, and uni will always be there if/when I need it later on. :) The show was great. The mod black and white costumes were fun. And ‘The Germans At The Spa’ was hilarious. Loved it all. Philamona you were a sexy mink-s. Get it? You were wearing mink. Well you were wearing some sort of (fake) fur coat. You were a great alcoholic mother. :D

#5. While I’m back in my old hometown I am gonna go to this place I used to camp at when I was younger. And I’m gonna go on this hike that my family used to do. After 3 hours of walking it ends at this beautiful waterfall, which my dad found by straying off the track. Secret hidden waterfall woo! Which is exciting. I’m pumped to show it to Peter. While I’m back in the area I’m also going to say farewell to my beautiful dog. (I know that I’m trying to be somewhat anonymous on here, but my dog deserves to be on here, so I’ll upload a photo.)

He has cancer, which is heartbreaking. But he is apparently not in any pain which makes me feel better about his last days. The vet says he has about month or so. I love him so much. I love how posh he looks when he crosses his front paws. My amazing, beautiful, homosexual, canine companion.

Over and out.. for now.

Also, I love how The Hunger Games release new promo pics and then all the photoshop peeps get their mojo on and then upload their new edits of Hunger Games pics with quotes from the book. It’s hilarious how quick people are to do this. But I also secretly love it. Keep it coming.

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End of Story.

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So when Peter is working nightshifts… it means that I can sleep diagonally!!!!!

Watched the episode of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ where Dee is scared of old people. I love that show.